JOHN GREEN HAS CREATED THE ULTIMATE HIPSTER BAND. →
fishingboatproceeds: cityclearsandsunascends: They’re called “The Hectic Glow”. “They would be the greatest band in the world. And the best part about it would be that it doesn’t exist. So, like, they would be so underground and hip, that they aren’t even real. Like, so few people have heard them, that no one has heard them.” - John Green The Hectic Glow is indeed the ultimate band. Like,...
I just flipped off angrily to my probably minimum 5 kilo weighing Fundamentals Of Engineering textbook then I spent a good 2 minutes and 38 seconds laughing at my own stupidity and then this idea occured to me that this book contains more knowledge and wit than my brain could ever contain so this book is even more human than me so I came to the conclusion that flipping off at a book is not that...
juche swag.: Hey Arnold Drinking Game →
partyrehab: Inspired by quite possibly the greatest children’s cartoon of all time. The rules are very simple. You must drink every time: -Helga calls Arnold “football head” -Gerald tells a story -Sid announces something -Arnold and Gerald do the thumb-wiggle -Brainy gets smashed in…
Weather and Studying
-it’s too sunny, I can’t concentrate, I wanna go outside -it’s too gloomy and cloudy, I wanna watch a movie and get under a blanket -it’s raining, I like walking under the rain -it’s too windy, I can’t concentrate with all this blowing going on (decide for yourself if there is any pun intended) Right now I’m suffering from the second condition.
Soup: Today A Man Touched Me On The Subway And So... →
katespencer: I’m writing this on the R train as it rattles slowly along toward Brooklyn. I’m headed to pick up my 6-month-old daughter. I’m writing because I’m still reeling from what occurred on the Times Square subway platform a few moments ago. I was walking to the end of the station as I…
Got a package today from home with bunch of stuff...
Fuck you upstairs neighbours! Seriously FUCK ....
the following post should be read in a Christian Bale rant mode. No I can’t do anything if you’re not as hot as chris bale, go figure out something. Ever since you moved to this place. Which is like more than 6 months ago you’ve been drilling the house nearly EVERY.FUCKING.DAY. I hope soon this will happen and you’ll have no place to drill fucking holes in it. You...
Attempting to Shuffle...
roidyraw: Expectation: Reality:
Coldplays “Yellow” performed by The Vitamin...