Oh, let’s get rich and buy our parents homes in the south of France Let’s get rich and give everybody nice sweaters and teach them how to dance Let’s get rich and build a house on a mountaintop Making everybody look like ants from way up there, You and I, you and I
Well you might be a bit confused And you might be a little bit bruised But, baby how we spoon like no one else So I will help you read those books If you will soothe my worried looks And we will put the lonesome on the shelf
oehhhh judging from that title I sense a rant coming up. Time for some venting. Here we go:
-That one guy who always picks up news about the middle east he reads in the news paper and comes over to me to “discuss” about it. Why me? seriously, just because I’ve got an iranian origin doesn’t mean that I’m 7/24 eager to talk about shit that happens there. No not at all, I actually hate it. Sometimes I get the idea to make some sort of handout about my general ideas on the middle-east for these guys that come around with their fake sympathy-faces on, in an attempt to look interesting for this girl. It’ll be something like this:
"No I’m not fluent in Arabic. Why do you expect that? Iran is not an Arabic country, we’re Persians. My idea on the wars there? Once the oil is dried up there won’t be any wars. Is that so hard to understand? and no I don’t hate Jews, why would I? I’ve got more Jewish friends than muslim friends. Why should "I" be bittered about veils being forbidden to wear? I’m not even a Muslim. Oh you want to know my idea about hijab and veils? I FUCKING HATE’EM. If it were for me I would burn all the veils. I lived 8 years in a country where I was forced to wear a veil and I suffered more than I enjoyed it. If someone "Likes" to wear them, fine. I don’t care about other people’s way of living. I don’t care if you’re butt naked or you’re completely covered. IT’S NONE OF MY DAMN BUSINESS! You need proof of insurance for people’s well being you say? you know what? your face needs proof of insurance!"
-That one guy who thinks being mildly offensive is flirtatious and attention grabbing. Yeah I know teasing the girl is the common rule. See that’s why it’s stupid, cause I already know your aim and what you’re trying to do. That’s why when you ask: "Aren’t you going to be angry or say something back to me?" after a sentence that’s supposed to be sophisticated or I don’t know comedic or challenging ends up being nothing near mildly funny and our convo ends before it even starts with me replying: "What did you say? No, don’t you see I’m reading the newspaper…?"
SIMPLE: I don’t like relationships where people try to outcast eachother. I don’t like steamy political arguments or disagreeing on every single thing. I have my parents and family for that. I like a lazy relationship where we just support each other and do goofy stuff. Cheesiness to the max!!! We may have debates but that’ll be only like wether some song is awesome or superawesome. I call that love. If this will cause me staying single forever, so be it. I don’t care. I’m having the time of my life.
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Dewey:[to the Bible teacher Helen] Like Pastor Roy said, how God is so much bigger and wiser than us, and trying to see what He's thinking would be like an ant trying to see what I'm thinking.
Helen:Yes, exactly. But we can trust in His wisdom, and have faith that He is watching over us.
Dewey:Like me with the anthill in my backyard. I spent days watching the ants, trying to figure out which ones were good, and which ones were bad, but they all just looked like ants, so I started smiting all of them.
Helen:Well that's not -
Dewey:I was smiting them with the garden hose, and with lighter fluid, and with the lawnmower, and to be perfectly honest, I think I went a little crazy with the shovel. Those ants could have been praying to me all day, I wouldn't have heard them.
Dewey:There was nothing they could do about it.
Helen:But, I don't think -
Dewey:Really, it's the same with us. There's nothing we can do about anything either, so why worry about it? Hey, this is making me feel better.
Helen:Well, that's good, but -
Dewey:I guess all we can do is live our lives with as much kindness and decency as possible, and try not to dwell on God standing over us with a giant shovel. Bye!
Oh, in that picture he really looks like a highland terrier. I’m bad at this since I’m more of a cat person but I always wanted to have a dog too. Love all of them mostly huskies or beagles. For some time I thought of having one white and one black west highland terrier and name them sherlock & watson :p
No kid with a vast imagination should be allowed to read Harry potter before the age of 11. Cause you know the dissappointment will crush you at your 11th birthday when there is no damn owl to be found carrying a letter.
“Because when we find ourselves believing that killing a man makes us more of a man, but loving a man makes us less of a man, it’s probably time to reexamine our criteria for manhood.”—Jay Smooth, founder of New York City’s longest-running hip hop radio program, WBAI’s Underground Railroad and video blogger. (via spunkywarcannon)