April 2011
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fightoffyourdemons-:
Ingrid Michaelson - You...
SOCIALLY AWKWARD →
You check your phone, because you have nothing to contribute to the conversation.
Wait for the right time to say something, you get interrupted. Twice.
Someone you vaguely know is walking in front of you. You maintain distance.
Hold the door for some. They’re slightly too far away.
Someone comes online, you say “hey”, they go offline.
You go in for the high-five. Other person isn’t...
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TADA!!!
And once again sepid learns that it’s only as bad as you make it.Sometimes my own thoughts are worse than any actual situation could ever be.
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I really can't find a title for this so yeah...*
oehhhh judging from that title I sense a rant coming up. Time for some venting. Here we go:
-That one guy who always picks up news about the middle east he reads in the news paper and comes over to me to “discuss” about it. Why me? seriously, just because I’ve got an iranian origin doesn’t mean that I’m 7/24 eager to talk about shit that happens there. No not at...
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me: I'm so tiiiiiiiiiiiired, was up till midnight, exam this morning and another one tomorrow morning
friend: need something extra?
me: anything that prevents me from collapsing PLEASE
friend: don't forget that you're responsible for this, 'kay?
me: sure, sure
friend: Here, one mug full of dark, strong, gross coffee
me: may the coffee-lord save us
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Dewey knows it all!
Dewey: [to the Bible teacher Helen] Like Pastor Roy said, how God is so much bigger and wiser than us, and trying to see what He's thinking would be like an ant trying to see what I'm thinking.
Helen: Yes, exactly. But we can trust in His wisdom, and have faith that He is watching over us.
Dewey: Like me with the anthill in my backyard. I spent days watching the ants, trying to figure out which ones were good, and which ones were bad, but they all just looked like ants, so I started smiting all of them.
Helen: Well that's not -
Dewey: I was smiting them with the garden hose, and with lighter fluid, and with the lawnmower, and to be perfectly honest, I think I went a little crazy with the shovel. Those ants could have been praying to me all day, I wouldn't have heard them.
[ponders]
Dewey: There was nothing they could do about it.
Helen: But, I don't think -
Dewey: Really, it's the same with us. There's nothing we can do about anything either, so why worry about it? Hey, this is making me feel better.
Helen: Well, that's good, but -
Dewey: I guess all we can do is live our lives with as much kindness and decency as possible, and try not to dwell on God standing over us with a giant shovel. Bye!
titshemsworth asked: haha, daschund actually :D
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“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks...”
– Thomas Edison (via danielholter)
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Dr reveals...
Dr: this condition usually appears in overweight people and people with Celtic backgrounds
Me: I'm overweight?
Dr: No,your ancestors migrated a lot
Me: O.O
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Age restriction for HP
No kid with a vast imagination should be allowed to read Harry potter before the age of 11. Cause you know the dissappointment will crush you at your 11th birthday when there is no damn owl to be found carrying a letter.
titshemsworth asked: haha I know, right! and I lost a follower over it. prude.
“Because when we find ourselves believing that killing a man makes us more of a...”
– Jay Smooth, founder of New York City’s longest-running hip hop radio program, WBAI’s Underground Railroad and video blogger. (via spunkywarcannon) 